This is what I just heard from my neighbour.
Okay, this happened in the past as I am writing that way before you read this, but that’s fine.
I just was outside on the balcony, getting a whiff of fresh air after many boiling days (100+F / 35+C days are not common yet here). My neighbour, curious as she is, saw me.
“You are naked.” Her observational skills are definitely amazing. I told her that I had been naked most of the time in this heat.
“That is disgusting,” she shared with me. Because people have clothes so they should wear them. (Note: sweat was waterfalling down from her.)
I detailed somewhat that it was very warm inside my house, and lacking an air conditioning (I hate those things) I could either put on clothes and sweat horribly (I doubt she noticed the jab) or be naked. I had once told her I am a naturist but still she was appalled:
“That is not a good reason to be naked!”
I asked her what would be a good reason. Can you imagine it actually took her a few moments to come up with showering?
I am sure I will be known as the naked pervert of the neighbourhood now, as far as she’s concerned. Good thing the rest of the neighbourhood, as far as I know, isn’t so anally retentive.
Do you have people like this in your circle of acquaintances?
If so… my condolences.