Nudists and tan lines

You probably heard about this: True nudists have no tan lines.

I’m sorry, I think that’s bollocks. I think most naturists and nudists will agree with that to a certain extent.


We don’t live in a world where everyone can go naked all the time wherever they live. Imagine going naked in this busy street. You’d be picked up and sent off to a “safe place”. So you wear clothes, a t-shirt. That gets you tan lines. And so you can’t be a true nudist.

But not to worry! I think I have found the solution for that! Look here!


Wear a burqa or a niqab! It will protect you from tan lines, and it will allow you to go naked underneath! Problem solved!

Author: Paul

Promoting the clothes-free lifestyle.

4 thoughts on “Nudists and tan lines”

  1. You’re right about tanlines – I work very hard to avoid them, but they always seem to appear – maybe your suggestion is the answer!

  2. I just stay naked, almost 24/7 around my own home. On beaches or in holiday parks it’s gotta be naked, or as little as is allowed.

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