Air conditioning

Warm days here. I was out to a customer, which means clothes. All Day Long.

Well, good for her, but I told her I was happy to get my clothes off.

She stared at me and asked if I was still right in the head. Trick question, of course, because people have been doubting that for over 50 years, and I kid you not.

I said she'd have to decide on that, but advised her to try it.

Her response: "With the air conditioning on? That's too cold!"

I walked off. Has humanity sunk that deep? Really? (Still, kudos to her for not exploding about the idea of taking her clothes off.)