{"id":883,"date":"2013-11-11T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-11T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/?p=883"},"modified":"2013-10-26T09:28:20","modified_gmt":"2013-10-26T07:28:20","slug":"my-vacation-part-4-sneaky-textile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2013\/11\/my-vacation-part-4-sneaky-textile\/","title":{"rendered":"My vacation, part 4. Sneaky textile."},"content":{"rendered":"

This is probably the last time I’ll annoy you about my vacation…<\/p>\n

\"\"And this is, again, about the beach at Fuerteventura, but it could happen anywhere. As I already wrote, all beaches in Spain are clothing optional. This happened during one of my walks along the beach.<\/p>\n

A group of four women, in various state of bikini, were having fun talking while they sat in the sand. As I came walking along, a lot of commotion seemed to set in among the women. Two got up and one started digging in a shoulder bag. Out came a camera of sorts, and one of the women positioned herself for a photo. Remarkably enough she kept looking over her shoulder, clearly to make certain that I would be in the picture too. The women talked to each other in Spanish, not a language I understand, but there was no doubt about what they had in mind, they wanted a naked man<\/em> in the picture. Without a thought I had made up my mind, diverted my course, and went to stand next to the posing woman. I put my arm around her shoulders and gave them my best picture smile.<\/p>\n

The effect was beautiful and instantaneous: the posing woman yelped and jumped, the others exclaimed something in Spanish, and the four of them took off as if a nude bat out of naturist hell was chasing them.<\/p>\n

They’ll think twice the next time when they want to sneak a picture of a naturist on a beach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is probably the last time I’ll annoy you about my vacation… And this is, again, about the beach at Fuerteventura, but it could happen anywhere. As I already wrote, all beaches in Spain are clothing optional. This happened during one of my walks along the beach. A group of four women, in various state … Continue reading “My vacation, part 4. Sneaky textile.”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,13,95,12],"tags":[64,165,87],"class_list":["post-883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-being-outside","category-clothes-free","category-naktivism","category-nudism-2","tag-nude-beach","tag-sneaky-textile","tag-vacation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=883"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":885,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883\/revisions\/885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}