{"id":671,"date":"2013-08-15T11:12:29","date_gmt":"2013-08-15T09:12:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/?p=671"},"modified":"2013-08-10T07:38:00","modified_gmt":"2013-08-10T05:38:00","slug":"i-have-a-problem-with-clothes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2013\/08\/i-have-a-problem-with-clothes\/","title":{"rendered":"I have a problem with clothes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And it&#8217;s a serious one.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-672\" alt=\"thumb185opt\" src=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/thumb185opt.jpg\" width=\"185\" height=\"184\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/thumb185opt.jpg 185w, https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/thumb185opt-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 185px) 85vw, 185px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I cut my thumb badly a few days ago. No, not going to show you how bad, it&#8217;s ugly though, trust me. And that is what gives me a real problem with clothes. A physical problem. Try buttoning up a shirt without the use of a thumb unless you love being in agony. Or taking the shirt off.And that&#8217;s only a thumb. Imagine having an arm or a leg in a cast. That will hinder you a lot too, I&#8217;m sure. (I have no experience and intend to keep it that way.)<\/p>\n<p>For someone who likes to drive in the nude when it&#8217;s warm (and it&#8217;s been warm over the last days), this nuisance is more than just a sore thumb, it puts a limitation on my life style.If you don&#8217;t understand this: before driving in the nude you&#8217;ll have to take off your clothes. And that is a major annoyance when something on your body isn&#8217;t cooperating, like said thumb. It takes a lot longer and it&#8217;s painful, so in the end I decided to skip nude drives until my finger is healed.<\/p>\n<p>How much easier would life be if clothing was optional. That way I would not waste a lot of time on dressing and undressing every day, and in my current state it would save me even more time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And it&#8217;s a serious one. I cut my thumb badly a few days ago. No, not going to show you how bad, it&#8217;s ugly though, trust me. And that is what gives me a real problem with clothes. A physical problem. Try buttoning up a shirt without the use of a thumb unless you love &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2013\/08\/i-have-a-problem-with-clothes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I have a problem with clothes.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[308,132],"class_list":["post-671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clothes-free","tag-clothes-free","tag-physical-discomfort"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=671"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":678,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions\/678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}