{"id":5985,"date":"2022-06-29T10:04:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-29T08:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/?p=5985"},"modified":"2022-06-21T17:33:37","modified_gmt":"2022-06-21T15:33:37","slug":"look-how-naked-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2022\/06\/look-how-naked-i-am\/","title":{"rendered":"Look how naked I am!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A clothie never said. Until now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I kid you not. Watch and shudder over what I found.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Our enemy called Fashion has a new &#8216;moment&#8217;. The naked look.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/image-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"613\" height=\"479\" src=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/image-3.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5987\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/image-3.png 613w, https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/image-3-300x234.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>What you see here is clothing with life-like nipples on it. Because printed nipples are fine, where real nipples are EEUW NO GO AWAY DIRTY PORN!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How much more crazy do we go?<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/image-4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/image-4.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5988\" width=\"561\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/image-4.png 495w, https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/image-4-300x155.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 561px) 85vw, 561px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Is this bad enough? Oh, look how naked I am&#8230; I found this on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/fashion\/2022\/jun\/10\/fake-nudes-fashion-embraces-the-return-of-photo-realistic-nipples\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">the Guardian<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>\u201cIt\u2019s a statement \u2013 I guess it\u2019s that punk attitude of like, \u2018We don\u2019t give a fuck.\u2019 If I want to wear something that looks like my naked body, I can.\u201d<\/p><cite>London designer Sinead Gorey<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>I am not sorry. This is not a punk attitude of &#8216;we don&#8217;t give a fuck&#8217;. If you don&#8217;t give a fuck, you go naked like real people. The no-clothes version.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The article says there has been a t-shirt like this before (although I don&#8217;t agree that this is in the same category as the idiocy up here).<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/image-5.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"347\" height=\"280\" src=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/image-5.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5989\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/image-5.png 347w, https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/image-5-300x242.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 347px) 85vw, 347px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Created by Vivienne Westwood, late 1970s<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t be more flabbergasted than when I saw all this ridiculous stuff. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Don&#8217;t these people have any shame??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A clothie never said. Until now. I kid you not. Watch and shudder over what I found. Our enemy called Fashion has a new &#8216;moment&#8217;. The naked look. What you see here is clothing with life-like nipples on it. Because printed nipples are fine, where real nipples are EEUW NO GO AWAY DIRTY PORN! 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