{"id":5087,"date":"2020-10-21T13:23:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-21T11:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/?p=5087"},"modified":"2020-10-17T17:42:10","modified_gmt":"2020-10-17T15:42:10","slug":"the-crazy-stuff-in-aquaman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2020\/10\/the-crazy-stuff-in-aquaman\/","title":{"rendered":"The crazy stuff in Aquaman"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Have you seen the film? Aquaman?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At the moment I&#8217;m writing this, I saw half of it. It&#8217;s 2.5 hours long; I can&#8217;t sit and watch something for that long, so tomorrow I&#8217;ll watch the rest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/aquaman-movie-review-e1545049885411-800x400-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5088\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/aquaman-movie-review-e1545049885411-800x400-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/aquaman-movie-review-e1545049885411-800x400-1-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/aquaman-movie-review-e1545049885411-800x400-1-768x384.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption>Aquaman <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s a well-made film I think. I love the special effects and the works that come with them. There is, however, something I don&#8217;t understand at all. It&#8217;s how the underwater people look.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"429\" src=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/aquaman-mermaids-1024x429-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5089\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/aquaman-mermaids-1024x429-1.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/aquaman-mermaids-1024x429-1-300x126.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/aquaman-mermaids-1024x429-1-768x322.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Look at this bloke. In a bit, metal-looking outfit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Excuse me? Under water? Look at the weird collar-stuff that point up. That scoops up water and will slow you down like a pro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Another thing I really don&#8217;t understand is why some of them wear those long, flowing capes. Under water. Perfect to get caught in rocks or corals. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I understand that the filmmakers are bound to the rules and regulations of &#8216;decency&#8217; and they also don&#8217;t want to shock people with nudity (while killing and murder is just fine)&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"284\" height=\"204\" src=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/selection_20201017_173216.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5090\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;but someone like this would make a lot more sense under water, in my view of things. Look at swimmers who try to go fast. They don&#8217;t wear capes. They don&#8217;t have collars that slow them down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Look at scuba divers. They wear suits that make them as smooth as possible, so as to reduce the resistance of water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I know this. I&#8217;ve been one:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"658\" height=\"264\" src=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/selection_20201017_173555.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5091\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/selection_20201017_173555.jpg 658w, https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/selection_20201017_173555-300x120.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption>(Shot in a Mexican Cenote, that&#8217;s why the water is so clear.)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Unless the film changes its attitude about clothes under water (and I know that isn&#8217;t going to happen), I&#8217;m going to enjoy the rest of it but I&#8217;ll shake my head at any full-costume scene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It makes no sense at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a good day, and stay as nude as you can!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you seen the film? Aquaman? At the moment I&#8217;m writing this, I saw half of it. It&#8217;s 2.5 hours long; I can&#8217;t sit and watch something for that long, so tomorrow I&#8217;ll watch the rest. It&#8217;s a well-made film I think. I love the special effects and the works that come with them. There &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2020\/10\/the-crazy-stuff-in-aquaman\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The crazy stuff in Aquaman&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,12],"tags":[562,29,563],"class_list":["post-5087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","category-nudism-2","tag-aquaman","tag-clothes","tag-under-water"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5087"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5092,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5087\/revisions\/5092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}