{"id":4315,"date":"2019-08-07T14:30:00","date_gmt":"2019-08-07T12:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/?p=4315"},"modified":"2019-07-29T19:41:12","modified_gmt":"2019-07-29T17:41:12","slug":"that-is-not-a-good-reason-to-be-naked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2019\/08\/that-is-not-a-good-reason-to-be-naked\/","title":{"rendered":"That is not a good reason to be naked!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

This is what I just heard from my neighbour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Okay, this happened in the past as I am writing that way before you read this, but that’s fine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I just was outside on the balcony, getting a whiff of fresh air after many boiling days (100+F \/ 35+C days are not common yet here). My neighbour, curious as she is, saw me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“You are naked.” Her observational skills are definitely amazing. I told her that I had been naked most of the time in this heat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“That is disgusting,” she shared with me. Because people have clothes so they should wear them. (Note: sweat was waterfalling down from her.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I detailed somewhat that it was very warm inside my house, and lacking an air conditioning (I hate those things) I could either put on clothes and sweat horribly (I doubt she noticed the jab) or be naked. I had once told her I am a naturist but still she was appalled:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“That is not a good reason to be naked!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I asked her what would be a good reason. Can you imagine it actually took her a few moments to come up with showering?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am sure I will be known as the naked pervert of the neighbourhood now, as far as she’s concerned. Good thing the rest of the neighbourhood, as far as I know, isn’t so anally retentive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you have people like this in your circle of acquaintances?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If so… my condolences.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is what I just heard from my neighbour. Okay, this happened in the past as I am writing that way before you read this, but that’s fine. I just was outside on the balcony, getting a whiff of fresh air after many boiling days (100+F \/ 35+C days are not common yet here). My … Continue reading “That is not a good reason to be naked!”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,4],"tags":[27,428],"class_list":["post-4315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clothes-free","category-funnies","tag-temperature","tag-think-nude"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4315"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4319,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4315\/revisions\/4319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}