{"id":1872,"date":"2015-08-12T12:12:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-12T10:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/?p=1872"},"modified":"2015-07-18T20:38:55","modified_gmt":"2015-07-18T18:38:55","slug":"theres-probably-a-name-for-people-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2015\/08\/theres-probably-a-name-for-people-like-this\/","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s probably a name for people like this&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1873\" src=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150718_174335.jpg\" alt=\"Bare-chested bike ride\" width=\"180\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150718_174335.jpg 180w, https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150718_174335-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 85vw, 180px\" \/>I was riding my bike exactly like this. Shorts and sandals. You&#8217;ll have to believe me on the sandals. Some guy stopped me and asked, &#8220;Why are you riding around half naked?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I said, &#8220;Because entirely naked isn&#8217;t legal, and that again is because of people like you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, not people like me,&#8221; he claimed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Right. So if I take off my shorts and ride on naked, that&#8217;s fine with you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Appalled look: &#8220;No!! Of course not!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Point made.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was riding my bike exactly like this. Shorts and sandals. You&#8217;ll have to believe me on the sandals. Some guy stopped me and asked, &#8220;Why are you riding around half naked?&#8221; I said, &#8220;Because entirely naked isn&#8217;t legal, and that again is because of people like you.&#8221; &#8220;No, not people like me,&#8221; he claimed. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2015\/08\/theres-probably-a-name-for-people-like-this\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;There&#8217;s probably a name for people like this&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,12],"tags":[307,303],"class_list":["post-1872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-being-outside","category-nudism-2","tag-bike-ride","tag-dressed-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1872"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1874,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1872\/revisions\/1874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}