{"id":1851,"date":"2015-07-22T14:46:00","date_gmt":"2015-07-22T12:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/?p=1851"},"modified":"2015-06-28T16:27:08","modified_gmt":"2015-06-28T14:27:08","slug":"the-dressed-want-to-be-offended","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2015\/07\/the-dressed-want-to-be-offended\/","title":{"rendered":"The dressed want to be offended…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Naked_human\"It’s true. The dressed are always looking for ways to be offended, like the overly religious people. Perhaps unconsciously but they do. A while ago I was out on the bicycle. Good weather for it, be it a bit warm and stuffy. At some point at a deserted side trail I decided to stop, take off the few things I had on and walk around au naturel for a little\u00a0 to cool off and enjoy the bit of wind on my skin. Of course at that moment two elderly people cycled past the trail and caught a glimpse of me. I saw that they saw me. Oh well.<\/p>\n

They came back and got off their bicycles. The man said, “You don’t do that.”
\nMe: “Sorry, you probably mean that YOU don’t do this. I do.”
\nMan: “You can’t do that. People can see you. You’re not normal.”
\nI told him that I had the law on my side as this was not a public road. Then I asked if it bothered them that I was naked. (I wasn’t making any moves to get dressed.) Man: “Yes, it bothers us.”
\nMe: “Does it bother you more now you see all of me than when you happened to come by?”Man: “Yes. Of course.”
\nMe: “Well, then you should not have come back.” At that they both looked very confused… I doubt they understood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s true. The dressed are always looking for ways to be offended, like the overly religious people. Perhaps unconsciously but they do. A while ago I was out on the bicycle. Good weather for it, be it a bit warm and stuffy. At some point at a deserted side trail I decided to stop, take … Continue reading “The dressed want to be offended…”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,12],"tags":[303,304],"class_list":["post-1851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clothes-free","category-nudism-2","tag-dressed-people","tag-offensive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1852,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851\/revisions\/1852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}