{"id":1658,"date":"2015-03-04T14:34:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-04T13:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/?p=1658"},"modified":"2015-02-15T19:29:44","modified_gmt":"2015-02-15T18:29:44","slug":"i-dont-want-my-daughter-to-see-you-naked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2015\/03\/i-dont-want-my-daughter-to-see-you-naked\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t want my daughter to see you naked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the oddest thing I&#8217;ve heard in a while. Really. I have temporary neighbours. They are in their late 60s\/early 70s and nice people. When they moved in (waiting for their new home to be finished) I warned them that I may wander through my own house not wearing anything.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-1659\" src=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/shocked_woman-300x256.jpg\" alt=\"shocked woman\" width=\"186\" height=\"160\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/shocked_woman-300x256.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/shocked_woman-352x300.jpg 352w, https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/shocked_woman.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 186px) 85vw, 186px\" \/> For a while nothing seemed to be a problem, until either he or she actually saw me. The next occasion they met me outside he told me, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want my daughter to see you naked&#8221;. Uhm, what? He insisted that this wouldn&#8217;t be acceptable because his daughter might have her children with her. Note that his daughter is almost forty and since she has children I am convinced that she&#8217;s seen what naked men look like. Of course I don&#8217;t want to harm the tender children&#8217;s psyche by submitting them to the horror of my naked body but somehow I think that it wouldn&#8217;t be the big deal he&#8217;s making of it.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-7\" src=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/pwr222_wp-300x151.jpg\" alt=\"In the woods\" width=\"264\" height=\"139\" \/>\u00a0 Add to that the fact that his daughter usually visits during the day when I&#8217;m either off to work or working at home in my living room (usually naked but far away from the bedroom window). My neighbour is really worrying about something that&#8217;s not worth the energy spent on it. Did this ever happen to you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the oddest thing I&#8217;ve heard in a while. Really. I have temporary neighbours. They are in their late 60s\/early 70s and nice people. When they moved in (waiting for their new home to be finished) I warned them that I may wander through my own house not wearing anything. For a while nothing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2015\/03\/i-dont-want-my-daughter-to-see-you-naked\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I don&#8217;t want my daughter to see you naked&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[56,16],"class_list":["post-1658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clothes-free","tag-freedom","tag-naked-body"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1658"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1661,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658\/revisions\/1661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}