{"id":1234,"date":"2014-05-06T14:15:55","date_gmt":"2014-05-06T12:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/?p=1234"},"modified":"2014-04-04T07:21:08","modified_gmt":"2014-04-04T05:21:08","slug":"nudists-and-tan-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2014\/05\/nudists-and-tan-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Nudists and tan lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You probably heard about this: <em>True nudists have no tan lines<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, I think that&#8217;s bollocks. I think most naturists and nudists will agree with that to a certain extent.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hipstercred.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/08\/busystreet.jpg\" width=\"468\" height=\"351\" \/><br \/>\nWe don&#8217;t live in a world where everyone can go naked all the time wherever they live.\u00a0Imagine going naked in this busy street. You&#8217;d be picked up and sent off to a &#8220;safe place&#8221;. So you wear clothes, a t-shirt. That gets you tan lines. And so you can&#8217;t be a true nudist.<\/p>\n<p>But not to worry! I think I have found the solution for that! Look here!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zawaj.com\/askbilqis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/niqabi-woman-in-the-street.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><br \/>\nWear a burqa or a niqab! It will protect you from tan lines, <strong>and<\/strong> it will allow you to go naked underneath! Problem solved!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You probably heard about this: True nudists have no tan lines. I&#8217;m sorry, I think that&#8217;s bollocks. I think most naturists and nudists will agree with that to a certain extent. We don&#8217;t live in a world where everyone can go naked all the time wherever they live.\u00a0Imagine going naked in this busy street. You&#8217;d &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/2014\/05\/nudists-and-tan-lines\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Nudists and tan lines&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,6,12],"tags":[3,228],"class_list":["post-1234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clothes-free","category-miscellaneous","category-nudism-2","tag-nudism","tag-tan-lines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1234"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1243,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1234\/revisions\/1243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjuzdme.org\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}